pious(the names have been changed to protect the guilty)
said...
you got one of three right. It was hammond, and I shot at that neighbor. But only once, and it went over her head. She really should have been nicer to us...
Anne, you are referring to Pious' dear grandfather who shot the greek neighbors dog in the butt with a bb gun due to its incessant barking. the dog is no longer barking. nor anyone else for that matter.
Don't you wish you had another little Schnitzel? I'm sure with your training, he would soon learn the sweetness of silence. In fact, how about Chloe! You could take her back with you! Mary may not like that... but our home would become so peaceful.
Afterwards you could make a nice stew, like in China. "one brak dog, comeen up"!
Okay Pious! Now you have gone too far!! That was completely inappropriate. Funny, but just plain wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself. Anne, please join me in praying for this very sick man.
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when I was a kid, with a rather healthy appetite, my mom would bang on the bathroom door and say" Is everything OK in there? Did you fall in??"
And there you are, Gregory,...falling in the photo!
I have to admit, though. I've never seen you wear a tie!
And there is no long ponytail!
that picture was taken during my parochial school daze.
Ah. Right.
In Gary with your little dog Schnitzel, who got shot by the neighbor!
you got one of three right. It was hammond, and I shot at that neighbor. But only once, and it went over her head. She really should have been nicer to us...
Dear Pious,
What about Schnitzel??? Where was he in all of this??
Didn't the old guy shoot him? Or was that a different dog?
I would've definitely been nicer to you boys in the hood! (So much shooting!)
Anne, you are referring to Pious' dear grandfather who shot the greek neighbors dog in the butt with a bb gun due to its incessant barking. the dog is no longer barking. nor anyone else for that matter.
Yes, Pious.
But it's so much fun asking!
Don't you wish you had another little Schnitzel?
I'm sure with your training, he would soon learn the sweetness of silence. In fact, how about Chloe! You could take her back with you! Mary may not like that... but our home would become so peaceful.
Afterwards you could make a nice stew, like in China.
"one brak dog, comeen up"!
mmm.... with an oorder of flied lice?
I kind of like this Pious guy. Sounds like we would get along just fine.
... and if you are ever in chinatown, go to Joy Luck and order Sum Yung Gai. very tender.
Okay Pious! Now you have gone too far!! That was completely inappropriate. Funny, but just plain wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself. Anne, please join me in praying for this very sick man.
sick, sick man. Yes. Totally!
I did like the idea of fried lice, though. Yun Gai...is that anything like nosegay?
Pious, you spell your name without a capitol. (Or is it capital?)
You guys should look at the next blog before this whole thing goes down the loo! (I'll have it published anytime you guys are finished)
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