Thursday, December 7, 2006


There comes a time in the life of the average woman when she is forced to accept the fact that she will never again hold a newborn of her own. It’s all part of the process of living and dying. And some come through this quicker than others. I, personally, have been going baby withdrawal for several years. I actually have dreams! One main recurring dream, really. I call it my ‘find-a-baby’ dream. Used to be I’d find my own baby (whom I had somehow misplaced apparently. Those of you who know me will not find this unimaginable!). I’d spend the rest of the dream how-could-you-ing myself and wake up on a total guilt trip! The next dream-phase, I’d find someone else’s baby (under a bed, under water, one appeared on a large red and white picnic blanket one time) and take care of him as my own. I’d spend the rest of the dream running around to find infant formula and nest-ie things! Those dreams always had happy endings but I never got to name the baby. (Those of you who have the proper psychological term for this, please don’t share it!) My latest dream-phase has been animals.(Be kind!) I found a litter of Golden Labs puppies once, and Caspian (our older male dog) somehow produced many little Caspians (please don’t ask!).

So you will rejoice with me when I tell you I have finally found my real life rebound-Mom infant! A tiny baby finch! He fell out of his nest yesterday.
Dave and I did some quick research and decided to attempt the impossible and hand-raise him. We spent the rest of the evening running around to find infant bird formula and nest-ie things.
He is beautiful! 0 lbs.2 oz., 3 “long. He has black feather-ettes, white bushy down eyebrows, and red bone-drawn skin! He’s doing fine and eats every 3 hours.

I think I’ll call him Harry.

7 comments:

auntie ski said...

I can see it now...there'll be cages hanging from every corner of every room inside of 2 years! No more 'quiet' house! The (human) kids will have to learn to speak louder to make themselves heard!

Jonathan Moorhead said...

You sound just like my wife with the desire to have more children. Right after we had our twins (that would make 4 boys) she was ready for more! Nothing makes her more sad than to contemplate being done.

The bird is so cute and helpless looking. When I was a boy we had the same experience. Wilbur actually made it just fine and flew away the day my Dad tried to swat him out of our garage with a broom.

P.S.- my brother-in-law gave us a Mediaeval Baebes album a few years ago. I'll have to go and listen to it after I saw it in your profile.
Tell Dave "hi" for me.

Shiloh Guy said...

When are you going to write something more? This corner of the blogworld is becoming rather stale! Gotta go! The refrigerator repairman is here!

Shiloh Guy said...

Anne,

OK. It's been two weeks. You may as well give up. I know you're trying to outwait OG but he is in the midst of a world record or the longest vacation any friend of mine can afford to take (except the Smoking Christian himself). Let's hear what's in your mind!

Robin Iovinelli said...

I thought you were allergic to birds?

auntie ski said...

Hey, it's time to write more! We're starving for information! We know from theshilohman that you no longer call him Harry... he has been renamed Charlie... write girlfriend!

auntie ski said...

Hey, it's time to write more! We're starving for information! We know from theshilohman that you no longer call him Harry... he has been renamed Charlie... write girlfriend!